I'm a crap writer but a prolific photo taker of surly foreign cats. Paris, 2010.

I do love the CBC acronym. Here in Australia our ex Prime Minister was labelled 'deliberately barren' by a member of the opposition. This spawned a t-shirt range which my 45 yo self likes to wear on certain occasions that demand it.

" I'd have some if I had a penis" has been my go to for the last 15 years.

Bugger, I thought that was Val Kilmer.

In Australia in the 80's I was educated formally with..... A Streetcar Named Desire, On Cannery Row, Of Mice and of Men, The Grapes of Wrath, Catcher in the Rye, And Their Eyes Were Watching God and educated informally by Jacqui Collins, Sydney Sheldon, James A Michener and a variety of other trash that contained sex…

Ha, I'm Australian and there are a disconcerting amount of girls (from toddlers to teens) named Scout.

I accumulate glasses of water on my bedside table. I need a fresh one each night because cats but I can't be arsed taking the old ones downstairs to the kitchen.

Melbournian by chance?

Very, very bad day at work.

Um, virtually all of the 3rd and 4th are open on Sunday. And the roads are closed off to most traffic except skaters, pedestrians and cyclists.

Thanks for that. Negotiating the internets is not my strong point.

Aaaaand once more Kristen Schaal is a horse.

As an Australian every time I hear about "going Greek" I get the giggles.

Reminds me of Victoria Beckham in Roberto Cavelli circa 2005

Staying home for the holidays. Found this little guy on my tent this morning.