If this blog will not recognize Gossamer, I will not recognize this blog. Good day.

Well, all of that assumes McCain doesn’t make it back to Washington, or that he doesn’t step down so a replacement can be named. The Repubs have 51 seats, so if they can produce 51 bodies, it’s a moot point. With that in mind, there are a lot of sitting Dem senators up for reelection this fall in states that voted for…

A dying John McCain showing up to establish quorum and vote for Supreme Court Justice Jeanine Pirro will be a fitting final act for him and for our nation.

*rubs temples*

Remember folks, doxxing is bad unless it’s done against people you disagree with.

Sambuca + Drambuie = The Sam Bowie

If you use Cobra it’s a Hyper Viper

I’m pretty sure you ate somebody’s kidney.

I think you misspelled “Sephardic”

“I have a private Wonderlic test for you.”

No dude. I’m just making a random joke. Are you new to the Internet? Here is a helpful link: https://www.internetsociety.org/internet/history-internet/brief-history-internet/

“What kind of man lets a woman hold opinions of her own?”

I think you’re missing the obvious here... the Golden State Warriors once blew a 3-1 lead in the NBA Finals.

“I don’t know what all this means, but there was something about him that bothered me.”

I also find genuine catharsis in Angry Albert, because his writing gives in to the unbridled rage that I fight every single day because I know and love Trump supporters. They are my family, and I cannot stop loving them because of their political opinions, nor will I spend energy constantly pissing into the wind…

“Attack. Counter Attack and Never Apologize.” —Roy Cohn

This is the very heart of conservative politics in today’s America - white people, men, the rich, whatever demographic with power you want to call out, claiming victimization despite the fact that they hold all the cards. It’s infuriating, especially because it seems to work so damn well.

What’s the name of the chili?

Indeed, a water cooler is also useful for indicating where I might congregate with my fellow patrons to discuss the cultural zeitgeist or the results of local sporting events in a relaxed manner.

Your dry t-shirt contest promotion sounds awesome.