get practicing

I sell cans and no bottles in my establishment, and I sell more Tecate than anything else. Maybe it's the shiny red color of the can. Maybe it would lose out to PBR but I just can't bring myself to be part of that trend.

Getting high then getting paid? Dude, open a joint bank account.

Ridiculous. Does anyone who reads Deadspin like "distinguished bars?" Gramercy Tavern is a bar?

Sorry dude. Hang in.

This has been a rule for all 21 years I've been in the business. It's the only thing I haven't been shaken down for yet.

"You're a regular pussy riot!"

Worst bar tippers, by country.

No, Ed. Not take out 50k in cash. It's 401k when you have to retire.

Nice.

This will probably end up in the courts.

From Drags to Bitches?

+1

Has anyone taught the liberals that you shouldn't abandon the Rush?

oh god. +1

I'll put out feelers to see if Heather Brooke wants to be head coach.

I assume ED is erectile dysfunction?

There aren't any ties in the playoffs, doc.

Agree with all you say. Plus, in NYC, beers are more than four bucks.

I often think, is pouring a beer — elapsed time 10 seconds —worth two bucks? It probably isn't. But the key is, as you stated, there are times when the bar is slow and the bartender ain't making squadools. I'm on the ownership side, and since I don't open in the afternoons (or mornings, droolypants) my staff gets very…