Back to the dessert cart for me. No way I'm letting someone lift me up like that.

And Gary Busey lost 8.3 million brain cells. Let's move on.

if x, x = 100, then r, g = 3. but y?

good god

Slate also refuses to refer to Jenn Sterger by name because of the two D's in her rack.

Wait, what? Frederick Douglas was freed by ESPN?

good

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good

Not surprisingly, after the first set, Banks did not say "Let's play two."

You try having three kids who hate each other you sober douchemelon

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Hopefully somebody on the Warriors' bench properly punctuated the moment.

yup

And the award for the Colossal Waist of Money goes to...

Where the fuck are the Washington Generals, under the water?

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not bad

Nice