Security has been tripled...
fatleaveher
fatleaveher
did you hear about Oden's dick?
spot on again
perfect
I'd tweet this if I knew how, but I'm hearing via law enforcement source that I'm too close to this school over here.
good
How does it go? If you can stand the Heat, get out of the arena?
nice
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They wanted to get the Reds with Joey Votto until they realized he had no hops at all.
pretty good
good
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Do they drug test out there? Because no doubt Manny's gonna tai wan on.
A simple misunderstanding. It was a hair transplant Karl was looking for, not an extension.
Don't worry, he'll surely catch it after this goes viral.
you forgot that this has to be done on mars.
jesus, you are a deadspin star! i actually smile when reading you. and i don't even have lips!
that's pretty good
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