Take your "jokes" to another site, please. I'm trying to learn something here.

Thanks, Noir. I'll take this one. It's the motion.

Two parter: Do you have to open the bag to see the fun? Also, does crying on the inside cause cancer?

[over there]

+1 equally good

+1

and the strong odor of alcohol.

+1

very good

+1

Embellishment? The real problem is with this diver.

too quick, +1

Not as good as when Brittney threw down this drunk.

Swift, playing Nerf hoops with buddy: Let's see it!

+1

+1

You're right.. I blew that.

+1

Mother Jones is also reporting that Chipper cleaned his plate again last night.

Don't you DARE call me a writer!