"I felt a little like Moses..."

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nice

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Someone give that man a hand.

[meh]

ha!

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THAT'S funny

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The Mount of Wanty Crisco?

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Quoth the world, Nevermore.

[mishit]

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Was Suzy Kolber there? Because blackouts usually happen right after someone kisses her.

nice

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Thankfully, Papa John was left speechless.