well done, sir

He was wearing the tux because he also sings the National Anthem. Well, the first five words, at least.

nice

No mention of Ryan Leaf's San Diego Gutters?

one of the best ever

+1

Ahem, there was a pretty good sports log in 1996...

I've never seen a ball go in more cleanly in my life.

don't take the bait, fat, don't do it...

MST 3k DUAN:

You may ask why the stupid face, but find me anyone broadcasting squash who doesn't look out of his gourd.

You are a national treasure.

+1, and god bless the United States of Burner Replies

Making me watch this again is torture. Someone call Amnestied International.

"Don't look at me. I've never confused Bill Russell with a free man."

fack, image fail unless click reply.

We shall overcome.

Explosive laughter.

+1

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