very good

nice

Guess he's still flush with cash.

+1

Drunken fan: You suck! Nothing but shit! You're cocky! Boooo!!!

Walt Frazier wanted to call the show Altercate, Fornicate, and Litigate.

Isn't X Beautiful what they call Marla Hanson?

nice

First Take. Starring Lomas Brown.

+1 awful

[pfft]

Tank's for nothing.

"Finally with my father! Father? What the fuck, where is everyone?"

+1 clever facker

+1

"I don't know where in America you can jack somebody's pants up or shorts up."

You too, sir. Soldier on!

14 bottles of red wine sitting in my sister's basement since 1995. she was never going to touch them. my brother and i went down there and brought them up. exciting.

They spelled cancer wrong.

And in the feel-bad story after Christmas Eve dinner, you can check out the balloon in my stomach saying WELCOME BACK UPCHUCK.