Two massive new screens! That brings the Jets playbook up to 8!

same here tonight

I've already done it. Simple castration is fine.

Your views on the dating couch? I can hide the springs that are sticking out.

Dare I comment in the Jezebel "Dating Coach" thread with this screen name of mine?

not bad

And I'd have nine BVDs if I didn't have MESSY MESSY MESSY fatigue.

Not as quickly as Mike D'Antoni left after Carmelo Anthony started chucking.

Vanity? Try a Don King press conference. He puts on even more ridiculous see-through spectacles.

Even Jack Nicholson applauded after one flew over the cuckoo's head.

+1

Wow. I can copyright that image of me taking my corn-speckled shit, reforming it into an ear of corn, and eating it?

+1

Sanchez before Tebow is only found in the Dictionary.

Thank you, bro on the right, for your "one in the pink, one in the stink, and one hitting F5 all day."

+1

-1 takes one to know one plus dealt it/smelt it

Big deal. I was once having nasty sex with a woman who went higher than eight feet in the air. Of course, having to reinflate her kind of ruined the moment.

+1 didn't see it. took my photo 6 mins to upload, though.

Whatchu drawing about, Mr. Drummond?