I believe it's spelled whiske with a missing y. Like this pussy's chromosomal makeup.

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You'd think TNT would be worth at least as much: they're the real Mickey Mouse operation.

All the while, the man (child?) in black...

Mr. Prince? Is this what it looks like when doves cry?

Uh, Jeremy, you may have a fight on your hands. @thekidcanada is 1980 Gary Carter.

Wow. I used to play for Amherst. One time we actually scored in the first minute against Colby, then succeeded in wasting the ensuing 89. Kind of sick of the Wii these days, though.

Tell me, what was it you said when you spoke in class today?

not bad

It doesn't take Pirates long to get washed up.

Get used to taking it underdoggy style, Chargers.

great +1

Precisely. Next up...

Your solution?

Dare I say it? Muzz did some serious pwning there. And I hate the Patriots.

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Taylor's lawyer: Objection. What he cleaned up with is irrelevant.

Why not sponsor just Wayne Rooney?

That's one more chopper than Ragnar's dentist found.