I like it.

I expect Schilling to make a comeback, what with all the practice he'll have hitting the side of a barn.

Nice.

perfect

Fitting. The star of Jackass also did a crash and burn.

Why is this a surprise? He only talks to people on the left.

Quite true, sir.

His house is four up the street from mine. I've never seen him. Then again, I've never seen the sun, either.

Mitt with a hole... not a bad Republican slogan.

The Reds have always had trouble putting grannies in the seats.

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+1

yup

Still better than Rudy Giuliani's career slash line of 09/11/01.

It's the eighth inning and there are still pitchers in the Indians bullpen?

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+1!

Finally gonna ask...

This is correct. They're more like sores before the scabs form.

sit there and let Skip Bayless do his thing.