I'm not sure whether to give or take the 69 here. Mom?

good point. and goodell gets to appear as if he gave a shit about violence. total win.

If he's gonna lie about running, can it at least be for office?

+1

This looks more like a screencap of Burke making a Favre joke.

Never ask for the main behind the curtain.

I will be buying +1's with my lack of charging anyone.

You're late and you handle the media like this? Try going to the drug store for Plan B next time.

"What a bunch of neanderthals."

+1

nice

Makes sense that the "cleanest program" is the one with the most scrubs.

That dude is a cock. Even he admitted the third hole is nasty.

+1

I ran into a guy wearing a #77 Vikings jersey. He didn't have much luck with arrests.

My favorite Sanchez scoring pun is "They're all a bunch of fucking punts."

Mmm... legitimate.

Yup. +1

why can't we wheel you in?

+1. I'm sure we'd chip in to fly you in.