Tim, I always agree with you. Check your detector.

Gotta disagree, Tim.

As Confucius say: let she who act corny never tell other to get shit together.

Wow. He's never kept me awake long enough to see his five o'clock shadow.

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@Beck19AA?

hysterical

not bad

I can only imagine how much icing was on the wedding cake.

+1

quite an effort. nice.

i want no part of politics. it's no different than it was in ancient rome. politics is about winning, not about governing. i refuse to get worked up, even by tea partiers and birthers.

Did anyone, ever, want this guy around?

Colon's finally at the end of the line. Or... is it?

very nice

Brewers management sucks. They can't tell if a player blows until he leans over his birthday cake.

Oooh... the nervous kind is the worst.

hysterical

right up my alley. good call.

Justice! Roger Clemens hitchhiking after years of taking people for a ride.