FatkneesEverkneel

4/15/16

If you encounter a man in the wild, make yourself appear larger- open your jacket, raise your arms, throw stones, branches, etc., without turning away. Wave raised arms slowly, and speak slowly, firmly, loudly to communicate that you are not prey and may actually be a danger to it.

Wait, that one's for panthers. But…

4/15/16

yes, that is literally free speech. you being annoying is protected by the first amendment, from government interference.

4/15/16

Women should also avoid spaces where men are likely to be present, because men may strike at any time, especially if provoked. A man who is about to strike will raise himself into an intimidating posture and then shake the rattle on his tail in order to warn away a woman who he sees as a potential target.

4/14/16

Why WOULDN’T she cash in on this a bit? I don’t blame her a bit for trying to monetize her noteriety that has been gained since Serial.

4/14/16

Wait, so MULTIPLE people heard her say something but she is like ‘Nope.’ and people actually believe her? Whhhhhhhat?

4/14/16

I just love it when, after a lifetime of searching, a person finds their porpoise in life.

4/13/16

Um, he invited her over to study and then drove her to an isolated area? Yeah, that’s not predatory at all! Just a communication problem. smgdh

4/13/16

The Shaw-Tank Redemption *I’ll follow you out*

4/13/16

this is literally the only time I’m gonna be able to use this:

4/12/16

Absolutely! They’ll just go out that door right there for their counseling orientation party! Those popping sounds you’re hearing are just the sound of popcorn being made wooooo! Yes, they are loud. Nope. It’s a FUN scream you’re hearing. Fun to be had. So go ahead....Just right through there. This “rehab” program is…

4/12/16

I just want to make sure the machines know their place.

4/11/16

One of the main side effects of collagen injections is loose lips.

4/11/16