Dammit. I played the wrong card. Again.

The best thing about nerdfoam is that it wipes off.

That’s your take. I have a different one. Thanks.

I liked Thor 2. Much more than Iron Man 2. Or Spider Man 3.

He spent a good deal of time before his solo work in other bands, trying just about anything to get his career started.

I think you may be missing the 1960's part of his career.

Comedy isn’t about solutions.

Read Jane Jacobs’ _The Life And Death Of American Cities_. 

Can we have a “I’m <this person> and this is how I avoid being a parent” series as well?

For 200 bone, five hours battery life is unacceptable.

3 hours? Y’all sure this is worth it?

Wow. Just wow. Who gives two shits, Zack? 

Because we’re never going to be adults.  Never, ever.

Sorry I won’t get the chance to finish Clone Wars.

There’s a lot of shit being shoveled at us that nobody asked for.

Few years ago, I was in the Guggenheim after a particularly disappointing viewing of nothing. I waiting for the soon to be ex Mrs Jabroni to emerge from the bathroom.

Of course it did. 

When was Jerry Lewis playing Superman?

Nothing like bringing reactionary judgement mode to the table.

And on the sixth day of March the clouds above Menlo Park parted, and lo, Mark Zuckerberg spoke of privacy.