I think your page layout gets it right:

The sammich is mighty and noble. It is the best of all foods. And it needs no ‘breakfast’ designation. #sammichlyfe

I realize it’s dog-pile mentality on the nerd foam culture to HATE on this and LOVE that, but when a comedy isn’t funny, relies on mindless tropes, plays to the LCD... the off button is your best friend.

I love this game. One of the few I do love. But I couldn’t be less interested in a movie. Any more than I was interested in Star Wars glasses from Burger King.

:::turns off MSNBC:::

I’d be more interested in Tesla if the press focused on the product rather than its cult of personality owner.

I let my Frank Miller show. I deeply apologize.

Eh, Dean Wormer, my dear fellow. But your point is solid.

It’s not going to matter.

Love colored pencils. They’re fantastic for getting color down quickly, they blend well, and smudge well. You can use the qualities of the pencil to provide effects, not just color-- run a white colored pencil over a layer of colored pencil, and you get an interesting softness, almost an oil-like effect.

Or not.

When I lived in the UK, the English told me that the easiest way to figure out if someone was American and not Canadian was to wait 5 seconds.

Remind me again, why do people think Facebook is useful to its end users? It seems to be useful to just about everyone else except its users.

If this were only funny.

I guess Ford will be sued by Chrysler now. Their pickups look very much the same-- four wheels, cab, open space to hold cargo, hood, engine, etc. Blatant knockoff.

Which is why a yacht made from the bones of humans is the next thing on their lists.

Shit, why would anyone buy one of these?

In some cases, they’ll not just take your card, but your ID.

“Alexa, describe the mudshark in your mythology.”

It’s not stocks I’m afraid of. It’s the crooks that run the system.