A distinction without a difference.

You cannot apply for asylum outside of the US. You have to be in the US to apply for asylum.

Who?

Building my Linux desktop 4 years ago. I built it to see if a) I could do it, and b) I wanted a cheap box to SSH into my computer at work. I left that job about 3 years ago, but the box is still running great. I upgraded to Linux Mint 18 on Sunday, and it’s running like a champ.

Gods of Garbage

And it matters not one fuckcent.

Working title: Ding-dong, Avon Calling!

I seem to recall reading that when gators get to a certain size, they’re not returned to the swamp, they’re euthanized.

Sudekis jumping into shot and doing Running Man is the highlight of SNL, IMHO. I’ve never laughed at anything on that show as hard as I’ve laughed at that gag.

Trump’s new hairstyle seems to be called “Boris”.

My takeaway:

Raisins are proof that the Lord of Lies lives on the front of a tiny box. He takes the form of a happy girl in a bonnet. I’m not fooled. The background is red. One day, I know I’m going to see a box of raisins holding a little pitchfork and sporting cloven hooves.

If I have time, I like to salt the cabbage ahead of time. This draws out the extra water, and the cabbage is crunchier, the dressing sticks better, and there isn’t a pool of yuck water at the bottom of the bowl.

Alexa: technology solving a problem that never existed, and causing more problems in the process.

This needs to be done.

No love for Pandora?

Just a movie.

I loved mine. 2007, Atomic Blue, AWD, Auto. Fun to drive, carried roughly 34 metric tons of shit without complaining.

Mrs. Jabroni just got a new Dell laptop for work. All USB-C; no HDMI out. Had to buy dongles for that little beastie.

This is one of those movies that if it starts, I have about 10 seconds to switch the channel or turn off the TV completely. If I let it go too long... there’s 2 hours gone. Not that I mind. Other such films are Stalag 17, Better off Dead, Vertical Limit.