I kinda lost interest the last Top Gear series. It was just TOO MUCH PERSONALITY. It sounds like they haven’t dialed it back at all.

Will this keep my 15 year old 7 pound tortie from attempting to kill my 5 year old 16 pound black male? Seriously, she’s a fucking warrior and will not give up until she gets what she wants or the objective has been obliterated.

Ladies and Gentlemen, the next Attorney General of the United States.

If you have space.

If you have space.

I’m not saying that everyone who hates the NBA is racist. But every racist definitely, absolutely hates the NBA.

Lighten up, Francis.

This is a genius move.

You’re making me cry over the loss of Long Grove apple cider donuts... but even worse was the loss of Quig’s Orchard, which was about 3 miles north-east, and had the greatest apple cider donuts known to man.

I’ll just put a plug in here for Library of Congress— Mrs. Jabroni and I got cards when we went to DC last time, and then spent several hours looking through books and getting familiar with the place. Mrs. Jabroni met the head Children’s Librarian for LoC, which was significantly cool.

This “you can’t legislate against evil” thing is really troubling. They’re just throwing in the towel. “Oh well, they’re just evil. Can’t fix that. There will be more evil people tomorrow who shoot more people. Thanks for watching.”

Man, I love apple pies, but this is too Martha Stewart for me.

Courts have ruled that 1st Amendment protections within the context of a school differ from other venues— namely, if the censorship or restriction is in support of the educational mission of the school, then the school can limit or ban forms of expression.

DirectTV is run by chickenshit idiots.

Yeah. This. It’s bad.

My pet peeve in Chicago (and in no other city have I experienced this to the degree I experience it here) is the need for people on the L to CROWD BY THE DOORS. Nobody gets in or out. I have to shove my way to the middle of the train car, where there’s usually a space to stand. Sometimes sit, if you’re lucky.

Yep.

Nothing in the contract says you can’t do that.

Good advice, but Ready needs to make sure that all of her financial information, personal records, and computer passwords are secure, changed, whatever, prior to dropping the bomb.

“Struggle Brownie” is my new band name.

“Republican & Smart, White, Traditional,”