The Jiffy Cake and Corn Muffin Mixes are staples from my childhood. My mom used to make an amazingly dense chocolate frosting, and the Jiffy Cake was the only one that could hold up to the pure chocolatonium she’d use. Good birthday cake memories.

I love how he thinks he can bluff like the North Koreans are a bunch of drywallers from Atlantic City.

Yep. Totally expect him to be hired by MSNBC as a commentator in about 18 months.

My poor, poor White Sox. They’re going to be awful this year.

Oh. I thought this would be another story where David Tracey needs to finish an impossible project in time for next year’s Moab.

There’s that passage from I, Claudius where Claudius is lamenting how, had Caligula not been a nutter, things might have gone well for Rome:

Mrs. Jabroni and I got married 11 years ago. And we decided we weren’t gonna have kids, for a variety of reasons. We’re both in our 50's now. No regrets, but STILL my wife gets shit from her mom.: “Why don’t you just try anyway?”

As much as I like these songs (for the most part), it gives me a K-Tel vibe.

Drive toward, not away. Why anyone would want to live in a post-nuclear strike world is beyond me.

You had to do that, didn’t you?

The problem isn’t fresh bread is better than industrial bread.

I use what THE MAN gives me to do my job.

Do you realize I agree with you too????

You do realize that a 64-bit and 32-bit are not the same and after awhile supporting 32-bit APIs is counterproductive?

Daddy likes it that way.

I am so sorry. I had to go through a similar experience when, putting down my 17 year old buddy and companion, George, solo. The (now ex) Mrs. Jabroni was out of the country, tending her family as her father had died a few days before. She lost her dad, I lost my friend. It’s not easy to go through alone.

The Bill O’Reilly / Trump thing was ironical and ambitious. But it wasn’t funny. It would have been better if someone else had played BillO. The timing would have been much better, and it wouldn’t have felt like David Tracey’s jeep struggling to Moab.

Thanks, Ned.

And it makes it easier for you to french your dog.

And it makes it easier for you to french your dog.

Bee: Do you think it’s wrong for the media to report that half the things he retweeted were associated with white supremacists?