It took this long?

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I had no idea. Thanks for the explanation!

I had no idea. Thanks for the explanation!

This is a lot of ink spilt over an old man screaming YOU KIDS GET OFF MY LAWN during a tornado. Nobody gives a shit, guys.

Slightly OT, but I’ve been using the non-waterproof Oontz Angle in my woodshop for about a year (I got one for $15 on an Amazon deal). It’s fine— sound is OK, the controls are sealed, battery life is good.

Slightly OT, but I’ve been using the non-waterproof Oontz Angle in my woodshop for about a year (I got one for $15…

Girlfriend in the 80's had a Renault Alliance, which she sweetly called ‘the appliance’. It was a horrible car. A manual that didn’t shift well. Brakes violated Conservation of Momentum on a daily basis.

You’re not fooling anyone, you know.

Does anyone even pay attention to ratings? I just pick something and watch. If I don’t like it, I stop.

I was thinking about this yesterday when I saw the announcement on Twitter. It’s a nice idea, but General Mills clearly haven’t thought this one out.

Don’t buy a TV. Buy a monitor. They’re dumb as rocks.

Last night on Maddow, she interviewed Neil Katyal, who’s the lead attorney from the Hawaii team. The top point he made:

Course, I hear this in Strother Martin’s voice...

The actual title should be “How Much Pool Is There In Your Swimming Pee”?

The depth of dipshittery is boundless. Stupidity is the great equalizer.

Should have been drawn by:

Yes, it’s fair to expect a person to have your same 30 years of experience...

Not worried about high volumes, mate. I’m not looking to hurt anyone.

Not worried about high volumes, mate. I’m not looking to hurt anyone.

Zakly. Right now, I’m listening to my little Oontz Bluetooth speaker, and it sounds pretty good considering it’s the size of a soda can and it’s got tiny speakers and it’s Bluetooth. It’s definitely better than FM / Car Stereo quality (well my car stereo, at least). I got this little guy as a shop speaker for $25.

Zakly. Right now, I’m listening to my little Oontz Bluetooth speaker, and it sounds pretty good considering it’s…

American History isn’t taught as an arc, it’s taught as a series of events viewed through the lens of historiography— usually, incorporating on the mood of the country at the time the history is written. We like nice neat stories that explain our current time. Which is why everyone is trying like hell to make Trump…