The Bears are in contract negotiations with the thumb. If successful, the Patriots will graft Jay Cutler to Brissett’s thumb-stump. Bears will finish the season 10-6.

I’ll bite. What is this that happened a week ago?

Different personalities, I think. Nixon was by no means the first “law and order” candidate— that moniker goes back to Barry Goldwater and his linking lawlessness to the Civil Rights movement.

No. No, it doesn’t.

No. No, it doesn’t.

Every time I see this guy, I think of this guy:

Ricketts is an asswipe who tried to get the government to float a $300 million dollar loan for Wrigley Field rennovations. Didn’t get very far. But who wouldn’t ask the taxpayers for a chance to pony up $300 million of taxpayer money from a state that is already broke?

I’ve said it before, and I’ll say it again: HRC’s successes do not matter. She is fighting angry white male privilege.

If you bought a Mac with Snow Leopard, that’s what? 2011? Naturally a five year old Mac will run well, and then degrade in performance over subsequent OSes that are designed for newer processors and larger memory sizes.

‘Forced’ my ass. Jezza likes the money. Just like this guy:

Well, if I have nothing else to do... OK, maybe.

There was this odd moment that surfaced while the idiot commentators were talking about Wentz. There’s zero papers on the guy as a pro, so the color guy was evaluating Wentz with words like

Appropos of nothing, except it’s sorta close by:

Andre Braugher is 942 kinds of awesome. I have yet to see something he’s done that I didn’t like-- even the middling drama where he was the sub captain, he owned that show.

Letterman did it better in the early 80's.

I don’t fear Trump. I really don’t. He’s an old man with some undisclosed amount of money (because he’s trying to avoid lawsuits... er, more lawsuits), who’s got a big mouth and sounds like someone’s uncle who drinks too much at the Labor Day picnic and then passes out in the potato salad after he’s used the word…

I like the idea of Rebecca Hall as Madam Masque indeed.

Looks like the Bulls cut loos the man with the papier-mache knees just in time...

He’s gotten better as a host— I don’t watch regularly, but he’s finally broken the “Weekend Update” habit and is a lot more relaxed. As a result, he doesn’t telegraph punchlines as often, and his comedy is a lot looser.

Her segments with Seth Meyers, watching stuff like GoT, are priceless. It’s not enough to make me watch GoT, but it’s hilarious all on its own.