Or you can use the popular alternative:

I lost my Mom just after this year started. The episode where Fry gets his mom’s memories as a reward completely gutted me.

Can’t the DoJ just bar them from opening their mouths ever again? The Talentless Ones will die from lack of media attention.

It’s going to take years to sort out this mess. And now that the Leave “movers”, except for Farage, are now charged with creating the exit plan, and all three are serious losers when it comes to understanding and implementing long-term policy, it’ll be a cock-up right out of the gate. They’re going to fail and within…

When I was a kid, NBC’s grouchy old man, Edwin Newman, interviewed KISS when the first comic book was being printed (the show was a news special called “The Land of Hype and Glory”), and it showed the members of KISS having their blood drawn and the blood added to the printing press ink. “Printed with the blood of…

“To get the answers we need” = “To get words that are small enough for us to understand”

So awesome.

Pence doesn’t NEED to believe anything Trump says. He’s there to paper over a gaping hole in Trump’s image. The Evangelicals and people who don’t understand how science works are going to love this guy, and this definitely seals the deal for them. He has a purpose. Once he serves that purpose, he’ll be disposed of.…

::: sigh :::

I don’t give a wet slap about Pokemon anything, but the bike intrigues me. How do you like it?

The fact that you felt you needed to write this is sad. Not that what you wrote is sad— I liked it, but the notion that you have to go to bat for a movie against horseshit is beyond the pale.

Because dragon toys sell well.

I don’t own a gun myself, but I’m all for everyone getting access to their second amendment knob action. But there are things that could be done to make the process less friendly. In short, you have to be licensed. And the licensing process should be difficult.

Of course it will. They’ll pound the last bit of cash out of every Harry Potter fan that they can.

Will wait for the series to complete, and then binge over a weekend.

Kenny Banya is directing? Heard after every take: “That’s Goldblum, Jeff! Goldblum!”

Yes, but it was Adam West’s voice, old chum.

Yes, but it was Adam West’s voice, old chum.

When it goes south, and they find this kid beating a third grader with a kangaroo, it’s their problem.

Unfortunately, there are a number of positions that require a college degree. I had a boss who insisted on a college degree, even though he was looking to fill a position that really didn’t require it. His reasoning was that “it shows they can finish what they start”, which is the most ridiculous reasoning I ever…

I really don’t care. What I do care about is if the movie’s gonna be any good. And I’ll figure that out sometime after the movie starts.