It’s a message board. There is only the war.

What’s it take to get out of the grey zone?

I hate these spots. They’re not funny.

#YouCan’tSaveTheBaby Who is this Goblin King?

Mrs Jabroni refers to this as “a crime against nature”.

Yes, because her performance in Battleship was just wonderful.

Exactly the reason I quit watching this show after Series 1.

There are only two car shows worth watching:

I’ve never heard of these guys, but then again, I don’t spend much time watching sports.

As I recall, where I live (Illinois), absentee ballots are held until after the polls close and the day-of votes are counted. The absentee ballots have to be hand-counted since they’re marked by hand. For this reason, the ballots aren’t counted if there is a wide enough spread between the winner and the loser.

Two things:

Or engage the magic powers of denial. It’s working for conservative men and women this election cycle. I never thought I’d see the day where the Speaker of the House wants to both castrate and fellate the presumptive nominee.

Truly, we live in a new Golden Age of Television.

Yeah, I had the same problem until I realized I could download PDFs of graph paper and print them at the office. The paper quality is good, and I can bind them into a fake pad with a binder clip. It’s not a substitute for the real deal, but it works.

People in burlap. It’s Tim Burton.

Things that do not bother me about the NRA:

One of my co-workers had a Lamy Safari and he very generously let me borrow it for an afternoon’s worth of meeting note-taking. Revelation. I put a death grip on a pen, and the Lamy just won’t let me do it. My penmanship is a thousand times better, and as a drawing instrument, it’s great, since I don’t fight the pen…

The Napping Dead?

Great, thanks!

The video smells like film school hooey. It’s pretentious and takes 20 minutes to get to the simple point that each kind of film, each kind of story, needs its own approach.