I am by no means a car guy, but Roadkill is by far my favorite web series. I bought a subscription to Motor Trend On Demand (hell, it’s 5 bucks/mo) so I could watch some of the other shows as well. None of them are as fun as Roadkill, but they’re worth watching.

Well, they replaced one bland actress with another...

Yeah, I remember when he was traded to the Astros. The next year, the Astros moved to the AL, and one of the first games was Sox v. Astros at Comisk—er, the cell. They had an AJ day and all that. I can’t tell if the Sox marketing has short memories or the Sox management wanted to rub AJ’s nose in it.

NPR’s reporting this moring is terrible. It’s like they got all of CNN to do voice impersonations of the NPR staff: “We’re not sure if it IS TERRORISM, but WE CAN’T RULE IT OUT, EITHER.”

E-Bow. Not bagpipes.

She’s as dull as ditchwater. I’m looking forward to her absence.

There was a story on NBC or CBS about this Ms. Little and her remarkable career. She was hilarious and charming in her interview. I am so sorry she’s gone. I’m really hoping that her and Marion McPartland are just ripping it up right now.

I like using vermouth to deglaze a pan after cooking chicken breasts or mushrooms. After deglazing, swirl in a pat of butter, and you have the world’s easiest pan sauce.

American Idol was homogenized pablum. Show had no guts, no feeling, no life. Just a watching people bend themselves into something they’re not. The drama comes from watching them lie to themselves while they’re performing. It’s disgusting.

I’d try this but Mrs Jabroni has said she refuses to have an ugly wart of antenna on the window. Does it have to go on the window?

I’d try this but Mrs Jabroni has said she refuses to have an ugly wart of antenna on the window. Does it have to go…

It really doesn’t matter— Uber and Lyft are part of the “new” economy, which is remarkably like the “old” economy wherein the management is still trying to

Uhhhhhhh... why? I mean I like Patrick Stewart and all, but this just seems fanboy creepish.

No worries. Cubs fans are already the worst on the planet.

How do you propose dealing with people who refuse?

As if cell phone filming wasn’t bad enough.

But you could remove his beard and then say, “A Benny shaved is a Benny earned.”

I’ve seen Steve Ramsey rep these for a couple of years, but I didn’t know they could increase cut accuracy. Sold. Thanks, man.

Yes. Kickback injuries from table saws are very common, and if you’re away of your surroundings, easy to avoid. A few years ago, a buddy of mine was resawing a piece of walnut for a cabinet, and the blade bound on the piece. The next thing, broken fingers.

If a modern day author is going to take the characters from The Jungle Book and apes Kipling’s writing style and psyche (white British Males rightful rulers of the world, yadda), it’d be a hard sell to a publisher and to the book-buying public.

It’s the rare idea that surfaces because it suddenly appeared. It’s the old fool that refuses to learn from his mistakes.