Great summary, and thanks.

The Montauk Monster sure gets around ....

Actually, I'm hoping for MORE hamfisted political humor. I'm past the point in life where I can really enjoy a movie that asks me to take ideas like this at face value, and worse yet to distract me with special effects. But I'm well into the phase where I can enjoy a picture that mocks bad political ideas, even if…

How can Louisiana come out ahead of Minnesota? It defies all my precious prejudices and preconceptions.

Harlan Ellison? Or am I just forgetting something?

"... if thee do, thou wilt be smited"? Whoever translated that from Hebraeo-Japonese might want to brush up on their Shakespeare.

I sat next to Spike at a Friends of Lulu dinner at ComiCon, maybe five years back. She struck me as really, really smart, and one of those people who — if there were any justice in this cold cruel universe — would be headed for comics greatness. So score one for justice.

I chalked it up to happy coincidence that the star's name is Kitsch. Now they tell me about this fellow Kutsche, which I choose to assume is a regional dialect for the same thing, and ... well, not coincidence any more.

Actually, I liked that scene from "Batman Forever." If only they could have cut the rest of the movie, and left that.

Start like the old-time pros: read some Will Eisner books, and watch "Citizen Kane" a dozen times, then steal what you think you can get away with.

First, this picture sounds as much like Logan's Run as Repent, Harlequin. Which, in both cases, is sorta-kinda-maybe.

Buffing up is common in Hollywood, but it still takes time, energy, commitment and maybe some 'roids. Growing four inches only takes a little wooden box and some camera angles.

In Virgil's Aeneid (c. 20 BC), the already-old line about fortune favoring the bold is used as a battle cry by Turnus, the noblest if the Italic princes defending their peninsula from the Trojan invaders. The problem is that those invaders have the gods on their side. Turnus shouts it as he rides into battle against…

The other venomous mammal is called the short-tailed shrew. "It byeth deepe and poisoneth deadly," according to an old natural history book. But it's only a couple of inches long, and I think its venom is meant to kill very, very small creatures. As it happens, I was attacked by one once, when hiking in the…

Banned from Delta? That's not a punishment — it's a prize.

I thought it was bad, so much so that I only watched two episodes of season one, mocking them ruthlessly. And now ... I'm an addict. Turn back, Dick Whittington!

Actually, somebody did test the inks. Around the same time the UofA did the C-14 dating, an outfit called the McCrone Research Institute determined that the ink was "added at about the same time". How they determined this, or what exactly it means, I have no idea.

Funny thing about that line is that it is absolutely un-sourceable. A guy tried a few years ago, and wrote a journal article about his failure to find any place where Luther actually says it.

@zoanon: No clue. Exploring the bold new world of child-rearing advice?

I like the way the crew members were supposed to have the names of famous explorers — Cook, Drake, Bougaineville. (There's an island named for that last guy, but I only know that because of Google). Would there have been an Eriksen or a Cortes in the second season?