Nearly spilled my coffee on that one. Star for you.

+1 Extra large steaming hot cuppa Horton’s, you truthful motherfucker.

And some fully dressed chips

Aint that the truth.

Yes, everyone feels so sorry for the plight of the Red Sox fan.

Oh, this is awesome.

When I was a kid I thought it was Buffalo Bill Cody’s bullet streaking into the buffaloes head.

She was right

Lol 460hp for $35k. That power used to cost $200k

I think that was the sequel actually.

Altuve jockeying for position in MVP Race

People who have not paid attention to this baseball season would also pick a picture of the Astros with two players who are not on this year’s team (Castro and Carter)....

He’s trying to request a trade.

You should warn him about that damned wind...

The jerseys will be auctioned off after the weekend

Can we stop using the price of an individual share of a company’s stock as a reference for anything? It’s completely meaningless, and using it as a metric for comparison shows a tremendous amount of ignorance and makes any other point you try to establish extremely questionable.

Against non-Indians opponents they’re 41-11 (I think they’ve only lost series against the Royals [earlier] and Indians [twice] this year). Please Lord don’t let that managerial Svengali and his bullpen full of unholy dark wizards make the playoffs.

They went 80-63 against anyone who doesn’t play in Arlington and finished five back of the wild card. Yeah, I’d say the Rangers cost them a spot last year too, and you know that eats at them getting torpedoed by their intrastate rival.

To give a little more context to Bregman’s tweet: The Astros have been owned by the Rangers for the last 2 years. The Rangers won the season series 13-6 in 2015 and 15-4 in 2016. The head-to-head match-up cost the Astros the division in 2015 and a playoff spot (or at least was a contributing factor) in 2016.