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Ouch, that impact probably knocked his monocle out.

I’m torn between “this is bad because there are proven, veteran analysts on CBS who all just got leapfrogged by a big name with zero experience” and “HAHAHAHAHAHA BUH-BYE FEEEEEEEEEEEL”

Nah, I ride Kawasaki, so I won’t claim anything made by SuSucki is great at anything.

At 33, he is also the oldest WRX owner in America.

I read pissed as a verb in that headline.

Engine: a Honda engine.

The Abarth was downright terrifying at Latina Seca. Code Brown situations for my instructor and I.

FWD. FWD. FWD. FWD. Obnoxious.

It’s been sullied by poors.

I can’t see it being a good idea to land a running back who’ll be 31 years old, who hasn’t played in a year, and the last time he did play he battled injuries and ran for just 3.8 yards per carry.

I find it wierd that Gronk is basically Kevin from The Office, but really good at football.

Unless there are guarantees that this particular Z3 wasn’t a program Z3.

Jesus’ Personal Assistant—”JC? Phone call.”

Ice. Not open water.

Good. Seriously fuck this guy and everybody like him. They actually slow traffic down because everybody needs to brake to let them in.

We should all be so happy in life, regardless of our skill level.

S.T.A.B. - Smile To make it All Better

2017 - Year of the Grabber

Not to be that guy, but I’m going to totally be that guy (because I live < 1 mile from there) - Georgia Boys is actually in Frederick, which is sandwiched between Dacono and Firestone. Across the street from Georgia Boys is a great wood fired pizza joint now too. Also, if you’re needing a brewery while you’re in the

The worst part happened when he discovered that Aaron Rodgers wasn’t actually inside the TV.