fatelvis
FatElvis
fatelvis

Eagels fan here. I’m calling it early: we sign Kap, he plays like a man possesed, we roll through the playoffs and win our first Superbowl, and Goddel is forced to hand to Lombardi trophy to Kap, the games MVP.

Field Jeets Field

Nah, they already spent all their money on a tan Tacoma with a roof-top tent, you know, for all that “overlanding” they do...

Software engineer with bike here ... I ride an RSV4, tour with it and even take it camping, it’s never been to a coffee shop.

So they can pitch to Correa instead??

I like how he kept his cool enough to remember that he did say he would advise you of the situation before he took action. It’s considerate.

A couple of years ago me and my brother were at the AFC Championship game in Foxboro. There were these drunk assholes(unbelievable, I know) standing in front of us for the whole game. The guys in the row behind us, one of which looked like what would happen if Sasquatch got fucked by a Viking, was getting more and

comes through in the clutch.

Go directly to hell, you absolute nightmare of a person.

Typical of a Llama to spit in the face of victims.

It’s the only way a Royal can get runs lately.

uh, he’s got a foot and a half of water in his house, pretty sure he’s worried about more than just his cars.

He should go with some tried and true baseballisms, like “Hustle, Grit, Humble”. On second thought, that’s probably too long, so he should probably just abbreviate it.

Username checks out.

Seems rather aggressive...A*G*G*R*E*S*S*I*V*E!!!

The best team in baseball couldn’t score one goddamn run in nine innings

Well in that case...

She’s close.