I wonder if they mention the near-copycat crime that happened in Milwaukee a couple of years later by a man named Jesse Anderson. He went so far as to buy a baseball cap off of a young Black kid in the mall nearby and planting it as evidence in his car. Anderson was convicted and later placed in the same prison as …

I’ll never forgive them for removing their Plum Tomato pizza from their frozen pizza offerings. It was the best thing they ever did. It had the tomato sauce on top of the cheese, like a thin crust version of Chicago style deep dish. It was perfection. And they took it away from us.

Billy Bob would make the band a lot better.

“Critical thinking is just in the toilet now.”

Boston Market is cafeteria food. Nothing more.

What's with the dude's New Monkees hairstyle?!

No on thinks you’re cool when you say something was “really really really good” until it “really really really sucked.” Hyperbole is for adolescents. 

I’ve been kind of obsessed with sprinkling it on cottage cheese. It’s scrumptious.

I initially read that headline as “Idiot Republican Leader...” and I prefer that to what it actually says. 

If that becomes the case, I think the only solution then is a Lysistrata one. Hands off, fellas.

Any more boring, unoriginal thoughts to share? 

I feel like the more you dig your heels in on a “battle” like this, the longer it will take for change to happen. Otherwise, next thing you’ll be doing is writing an angry letter to Paul McCartney demanding he change the first line of “Paperback Writer”. 

He died from a head injury after slipping and falling on ice.

Almoat forgot - Austin Pendleton and Big Bird!

The Muppet Movie, of course.

Did Hank Hill write this?

Campbells Chunky Chicken and Sausage Gumbo. I usually keep 2-3 cans of it at work if I forget to pack a lunch. I can’t believe how much I just crave it during the colder months. Its spiciness is somehow just right. Doesn’t need even a single dash of Tabasco. It’s not fancy, but immensely satisfying.

Muriel’s Wedding. That movie could charm the curmudgeonliest curmudgeon that ever curmudgeoned. (Me.) I’ve watched it dozens of times. Between the girl-power message and the ABBA soundtrack, it can't be beat. Toni Collette and Rachel Griffiths are everything. I'll never get enough of it. "You're terrible Muriel"? Not…

I remember sitting in a movie theater once behind a woman and two small, restless children who clearly didn’t want to be there. The movie? Hotel Rwanda.

Evidence?