I blame George Motz for this BS. Yeah, he helped raise burger awareness to a higher level, but he’s always been such an anti-ketchup ass that he unnecessarily shames people who like it. Ketchup is not the enemy. Smugness is.

Yeah, but Hales Corners has been trying move north on Hwy 100 for decades. 

Owing to the fact that I became a father three times over in the 2010s, I’ve only seen four of these movies. Not the *only* movies I saw that came out in this decade, but I’ve lost most of my viewing time to Sesame Street, Sarah and Duck, the Little Princess, Peppa Pig, Hotel Transylvania etc. etc.

If Sam Malone could do it...

Pica is common in pregnancy. She wasn't iron deficient.

Don’t I know it! In my wife’s last pregnancy, she constantly craved ice. Just bowls of ice, eaten with a spoon. I was buying three bags of Sonic ice a week for the last three months of her pregnancy. I suppose I should call my youngest “Ice Ice Baby”?

And of course, not to mention the fact that the Marlins are terrible. It might be a race between them and Tampa Bay north and then up the St. Lawrence to MTL.

Who’s “they”? Who thought this? Has anyone publicly made such an assumption? This isn’t your opportunity to take down HBCUs simply because you dislike them for....another reason.

The Princess Bride. Everybody agrees on that one.

Bob’s outfit.

Damn, he’s still so handsome. He ages well.

Literally every resident of the Gigglesnort Hotel, but no one more so than Blob. All Hail Blob!

“Sarcasm is the last refuge of the witless.”

Now I feel bad for having literally never heard of this show until just now.

That gives Shapiro too much credit. Shapiro is Joffrey - a shitheaded brat with unearned privilege constantly throwing fits about how much respect his stupid ideas deserve.

Has anyone mentioned corn on the cob? If not, let me also throw a little curve here - elotes.

Unfamiliar with the Chicken Lady, is she?

Ok fine, you don’t like mayo. But jeeeez, you’re being dramatic. Will you soon be starring in a documentary called <I>Leaving Flavortown<I>?

I get the Brenda hate, but to be fair to her, Shannen Doherty's been fighting cancer for a few years. Don't know how she is at the moment, but she simply may not be up for it.

When ever touts unemployment numbers, he's touting Obama's accomplishment. Another white man laying claim to something a black man did.