What's your point? That people don't want you sitting next to them because you're fat?

You forgot Muslim.

One thing about the Android app that annoys the shit out of me: why isn't there an "Archive" button on the menu bar when I open a note? Really, you're going to make me open up the settings menu to do pretty much the first thing I'll want to do to any note I open?

You're mighty confident for someone dispensing incorrect legal advice.

You might want to point out that when HTC says an update is "on the way," that could mean anything from tomorrow to never.

We'll always have Hackers.

The stronger you are, the stronger they'll be.

That you can barely talk about for fear that they'll sue you in fifty countries.

Please, tell me how bitcoin will change the way the entire world thinks about money. People have been using gold as a medium of exchange for thousands of years. Bitcoin is just digital gold.

Um, I don't think that's the biggest issue with Scientology.

You guys get nice and greased up before you go toe to toe?

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Now if only we had some kind of Bill of Rights to protect us against the TSA...

Wow, I knew typing in Word just felt off somehow but I couldn't put my finger on it.

That would be a decent way to give everyone cataracts, yes.

If you knew what you were doing you wouldn't be holding a .22LR with vice grips and hitting the primer, unless "what you are doing" is trying to embed brass fragments in your skull, in which case you've picked a decent, if unpredictable method.

We are talking a .22 caliber weapon, not a 9mm or 45. This is the kind of round you could hold with a decent pair of vice grips and fire by tapping the end with a nail attached to a rubber band (think like drawing back a slingshot).

You waited 6 years? You know that there's a Christmas every year, right?

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