So it’s about a couple of gay Eastern European meerkats adopting a baby meerkat? I am dying.

“dudebro sharia law.”

Clearly you never asked a meerkat about BLM.

Is that a brag nowadays to not have social media? I wouldn’t know, I never developed my perspicacity effectively cause I have such roguish charm.

Ding ding ding. You must have read the same dumb Business Insider Pearl Clutching Hot Take that I did. Let’s completely ignore the fact that we have a president that has decided to use a (failing) social media platform to incoherently blast out whatever inane, insane, and impulsive idea that pops into his idiot head.

He sounds like such a fucking raving lunatic! Somebody on his staff really just needs to like open a fucking Word document and convince him that’s his new way to post. Sure he’d buy it, brain surgeon that he is. Just spare me the fucking ranting and raving.

I love the looks like I’m a anthropomorphic frog with a giant rainbow-colored cock sprouting out of my forehead that some people give me when I say I’ve never had any social media.

I know right? Way to miss the point. Twitter shouldn’t be a president’s official platform.

Could be neither his nor her though. “They” covers all options.

People are freaking out that this is a massive security breach on Twitter’s end since they argue that at any time a disgruntled employee could take over Trump’s account and do something crazy like declare war on North Korea... all without realizing that Trump’s ability and likelihood of declaring war over Twitter and…

See, I initially thought “his/her last day” worked best too, but it kind of implies that Twitter doesn’t know the identity of the employee in question.

My thoughts exactly! How exactly do you make that sentence work without a “they” in there? Maybe “said employee’s last day”? Still clunky as hell.

“this was done by a Twitter customer support employee who did this on the employee’s last day.”

Quit twitter about a month ago. This is the only time I’ve regretted it. Pouring one out for Human Error tonight.

Shes not even claiming she was the one who was raped.

The biggest problem in stopping sex crime isn’t investigating it, it isn’t prosecuting it, it’s people simply not reporting it to the police.

I don’t think that’s what is happening here

It’s one thing to give your own account or support someone else’s but to speak on their behalf when they haven’t said anything publicly is going too far. They didn’t even come forward when she was sued.

I agree entirely.

This may sound crazy but you should probably have some shred of evidence before you publicly call someone a rapist.