I must relate my favorite Axe ad “experience.” I was at a packed screening of one of the X-Men movies (don’t ask.) The audience ratio of men to women was about 25:1. A few were in costume. Ho hum, a few ads come on, and then one for Axe. A woman is pissed. It’s pouring outside and she can’t get in touch with her date…

In the movie Mountain Between US Idris and Kate’s love is scene is INCREDIBLE. Like, she swoons after he kisses her. SWOONS.

I work for myself as an editorial jack-of-all-trades. I LOVE clients like this, because the client will go to a company at 4:45 on a summer Friday afternoon with all sorts of insane rewriting and worse, and the company will contact me in a panic, and I will calmly assure them that everything they need will be wrapped…

To add a German proverb: “At night, all cats are grey.”

I subscribe to the theory that Leo is secretly in love with Kate, but she only sees them as friends. So he lives his life the way he does to fill a void that can never be filled. And one day, many years from now, Leo will be lying on his deathbed. Kate is with him, holding his hand. And he finally admits his feelings…

Do women have to do all the emotional labor for relationships they’re NOT in, too?

“Missed the mark?” What WAS the mark? I can’t even with these people. And companies wonder some of us love Ad Blockers on the internet. THIS is why you shit for brains.

The classic “sorry u got butthurt.”

First thing I thought of. This is no “missing the mark” it’s straight up fucking offensive.

Note how also their “apology” is a massive non-apology.

I’m not sure there’s enough verbal tapdancing in the world to explain that this meant anything other than white woman beauty> woman of colour beauty

Imagine the length of her arm to be able to put it on Leo’s shoulder in that Star cover.

I think they are adorable together as friends (and she’s too old for him by his standards at the moment), but I could totally see them getting together in a retirement home when they are in their eighties, singing a wobbly cover of “my heart will go on”.

I can totally see these two riding out their twilight years together, kind of like in a Waiting For God kind of way where they share duplex and get up to all sort of shenanigans.

Does Leo get this question at every presser too? I am genuinely curious cause I don’t remember ever reading about it.

I hate the “Jen is pregnant” pieces. I swear they just rotate which Jen is the Incubator of the Week.

I don’t care if this story is as fake as the day is long, it is REAL tabloid gossip. This is tabloid gossip as it used to be in its glory days before the Kardashians/Real Housewives/Hadids stole all of the covers, along with the odd “Jen is Pregnant” story.

“Best kisser? Leo or Idris?”