She is adorable - she made an old lady puppet flirt with Simon. And I enjoyed it and I have a cold shriveled heart that hates this shit and these shows.

I would think that making that public a joke about rape at school to be serious enough to warrant moralizing on my part.

I’m sorry I don’t meet your expectations.

Maybe because people have always let them get away with it? So they do?

I actually once attended an American high school football game when I was visiting friends. Their team unfurled a banner (through which the team runs, apparently) decorated with hearts and ribbons and trophies. The opponent unfurled theirs, which read “Whip the [Other Team’s Mascot]” and depicted a shackled cartoon…

And we’ll be saving the exact set of statements for if/when one of these boys is found to have actually followed through with this threat.

Horrifying and (I hope) cathartic. The joke that is never funny.

Holy shit.

This is amazing.

I’m so glad the people who think rape is hilarious finally have their champion.

Hmm

Wow.

Never understood why it was cool to refer to beating your opponents in a sporting event (something you’d be proud of) to something like rape, which is something you should be ashamed of.

“These are four of the best students, academically, behavioral-wise,” Wilson said. “They just made a bad decision.

Projecting?

I’m speechless.

There are two types of men in this world: Decent, upstanding guys with at least a modicum of self respect, and dude bros who unapologetically spend their free time at strip clubs, covered in Axe body spray. And glitter.

Always worth repeating: “Rape Joke” by Patricia Lockwood

their parents understand that their intent was not to offend

Send this video to every college they ever apply for. Problem solved.

Ugh. Now my phone smells like Axe for some reason.