My mom doesn’t understand vow renewals, because a ‘vow’ by definition is forever. So why does it have to be renewed? She thinks it’s a really strange, funny thing that people do in the west.

Definitely thought they were the same person until your post

1) I liked them together. Too bad.

On the Real Housewives of Anywhere, a marriage vows renewal ceremony is usually a signal that there’s going to be a divorce filing in the not so far future.

I know. They really are their wedding day pictures. I believe they published them in InStyle. There are more - I remember some of them rolling around on the bed.

I’m sure those photos were meant to be sexy but I can’t stop laughing at them.

Why is there zero chemistry in these photos?

CNN reports that Tito Catota, 38, Parmenio I. Perez, 40, and Michael Papagni, 32, have been charged with forcibly assaulting, impeding, intimidating and interfering with two male officers.

It just seems rude to not post her new video.

Male-on-male harassment like this has a long history in predominantly male groups, whether it’s the police, military, fraternities, or football teams.

Whatever he did, she will never fergieve nor fergiet.

Except Josh Duhamel is kind of corny-hot, like a 13-year-old girl’s vision of “Hot Guy” (see also: Paul Walker, RIP). Where Timothy Olyphant is solid adult woman WOULD WOULD WOULD territory (and photos don’t do his charisma justice).

Sad. Let’s revisit the elegant wedding photographs they made public:

The VP of the company I work for is best friends with Josh Duhamel. VP is a douche so I would not be at all surprised if Duhamel is also.

Ouch. You’ve been Kinja’d by the infinite scrolling.

I was about 8 months pregnant when we saw Fatal Attraction; baby nearly entered the world early when Glenn Close sat up in the bathtub.

You’re thinking of Timothy Olyphant. I sometimes get them confused.

I saw the picture and thought “Wait, she was married to the dude from Deadwood?”

Was Optimus Prime involved????