HA HA FAT PEOPLE AMIRITE.

Don’t say things like this. It’s patronizing.

This is so eerily apt. And it’s one of those things that’s funny that I can’t laugh for the beauty of it.

Because that’s her name.

Oh, here it is. I’ve been waiting for it! LADIES & GENTLEMEN...

What the hell...?

But what about your thoughts? You have to use both or Jesus won’t listen.

Ummmmm...

AAgred. That engagement pic makes me ill and angry. I’m so glad you’re happy, but between that and what I could stomach of this piece, you are a very good facsimile of a jackass.

YAS KWEEN.

I must admit that you’re making me feel much better about my studio apartment in Chicago. I frequently feel like I need to be ashamed for not living in a “real” apartment, but it’s luxurious compared to what you’re describing. Thanks!

Is that from Stop! Or My Mom Will Shoot?

Are those dogs photoshopped into that wedding photo?

I believe they meant “’roid rage”.

I am so, so sorry both for your loss and those awful people. I can’t begin to imagine the strength it must have taken to endure that.

I am an American and I also don’t know how this shit works.

How are those two ideas related at all? He is claiming an identity of a group of people who’ve been abused for untold years and he is a liar. By doing so, he’s usurping the attention that should go to actual Native Americans and their lives and voices.

If something metal is designed in “the shape of a paperclip”, doesn’t that make it an actual paperclip?

Swoon.

I’m dying. Your dog is perfect.