HA HA FAT PEOPLE AMIRITE.

Don’t say things like this. It’s patronizing.

This is so eerily apt. And it’s one of those things that’s funny that I can’t laugh for the beauty of it.

Because that’s her name.

Oh, here it is. I’ve been waiting for it! LADIES & GENTLEMEN...

What the hell...?

But what about your thoughts? You have to use both or Jesus won’t listen.

Ummmmm...

AAgred. That engagement pic makes me ill and angry. I’m so glad you’re happy, but between that and what I could stomach of this piece, you are a very good facsimile of a jackass.

YAS KWEEN.

I must admit that you’re making me feel much better about my studio apartment in Chicago. I frequently feel like I need to be ashamed for not living in a “real” apartment, but it’s luxurious compared to what you’re describing. Thanks!

Is that from Stop! Or My Mom Will Shoot?

Are those dogs photoshopped into that wedding photo?

I believe they meant “’roid rage”.

Cool cool. It’s been fun, but I’m heading on out. Enjoy your own arrogance and your ill will toward people who aren’t you.

You haven’t listened to the very intelligent comments from the others, so what would be the point? I don’t see anyone else defending Mr. Servo’s honor, so I’ve taken that up as my cause.

That wasn’t a comeback. It was a statement that you are an embarrassment to puppet robots.

Don’t you dare besmirch the honorable name of Tom Servo by being stupid.

I am so, so sorry both for your loss and those awful people. I can’t begin to imagine the strength it must have taken to endure that.

I am an American and I also don’t know how this shit works.