Please tell me that your sister’s mil is herself an African American.

Tim Curry is a balm to my soul.

She’s a white chick, though, right? Darker shades gives me anxiety.

That first photo reminds me of when I got my earring stuck in my sweater that one time in middle school.

Does she have a quarter in her ear?

I love that book!!! None of my friends have even heard of it. Nabokov is a literary god.

God, I feel awful for chortling at this.

I have been lurking on Jez boards for years. I’m not actually sure if I’ve ever commented anything. But this made me break my silence because I needed to tell you it made me pee myself a smidge.

Martha— I don't even know where to begin with you. I am white and I don't know anything about you've gone through, nothing at all. I wholeheartedly admit that and I wish that I could understand completely. But your comments make it sound like the only thing white people can do in your estimation is go ahead and die…