I think that’s the position most reasonable adults should be in, unfortunately being a reasonable adult is something not only Republicans are incapable of, but progressives too apparently.

Probably the only way she’ll make it to 90. She clearly can’t take care of herself or be trusted to take care of her children. It’s sad but it would be even sadder without the conservatorship. 

Seriously. Just how thirsty and horny is she? He’s not even hot and looks douchy. She’s basically downgraded from Pete Davidson, despite Jezebel’s attempt to make fetch happen.

Right. That’s what I said. 

I don’t understand what either of those sentences have to do with what I said. I wasn’t talking about Kim she’s hardly representative of most women her age. I was making a general comment about how, generally speaking, it’s younger women that have embraced this very elaborate and transformative style of make up with…

It’s kind of fascinating. I also think it’s a generational thing. I’m very boring and natural in my approach to make up and it’s ironic that I’m the 40 year-old still trying to look natural despite needing more make up than I used to, meanwhile these 22 year-olds with perfect skin are basically hiding under layers of…

She looks ridiculous and I despise current make up trends but blackface?

Oh, I know. 

Au contraire. I see this as part of my public service mission to eliminate top sheets. There is nothing worse. 

What?

Hahahaha

You wash down comforters every week? 

Really? I grew up in Europe so duvet covers and no top sheet is the norm (as well as slats instead of those gigantic American box springs), and I don’t find changing the cover all that hard. And I despise top sheets and I’m not going to wash a down comforter once a week so duvet covers are perfect for me. I wash my…

Only about the things it’s ridiculous to complain about, like people making pandemic documentaries. And you care why? 

Nearly 100 people have died from COVID-19 in just one nursing home in my city. Abortion rights have been gutted. The courts are fucked for generations. The deficit is staggering. The environment is ruined. Our international reputation is in tatters. Nazis with tiki torches are very fine people. Racists are emboldened.…

Am I wishing on unicorn fart?

Sorry but the whole “listen to women” thing bugs me and is understood my a lot of people to mean that anything a woman says as gospel. To me, “listen to women” means just that: listening. It doesn’t mean automatically believing them, or automatically taking their side just because they are women. Listening to women…

I hate to break it to you but given that this pandemic is THE GREATEST THREAT TO HUMANITY SINCE WWII, there will be documentaries, movies, books, art and TV shows about this for decades to come. We’re living in a future movie/TV/book genre.

Right. Then don’t watch.