I have a cat and a roomba and the roomba runs every day and then I vacuum with the regular vacuum once a week and while that may seem excessive, my cat sheds like a motherfucker and this barely stays on top of things. 

I salute you. But leaving it in the bag is much too civil. I think next time you see a turd, you should deposit it directly under his son’s basketball hoop, but you should also smear it into the floor with a spatula or cardboard or something.

Children screaming is the most annoying sound known to man. Ok, it’s tied with the shrieks made by basic American bitches screetching in unison (sorry, Americans. There’s a kind of shrieking that is exclusive to certain types of American women, and some sociologist should study it because I’m not the only foreigner…

I fucking hate themed basic bitch decor and anyone who would even think about purchasing vinyl wallpaper made to look like vintage tin tiles, deserves to be summarily executed. 

This.

It’s like there’s an entire class of cuisine that was conceived in a bomb shelter.

Some people just put things in random places, and then spend ages looking for them when they need them. My best friend is like that, and so was my ex. It’s just how they’re wired. And it makes no goddamn sense. My ex did things like hang his clothing in any which way or direction. Not just the direction of the hanger…

Yeah I like to get groceries at least once a week, sometimes 2. Partly because I like to cook fresh and partly because I don’t drive, live in the city and don’t have a lot storage. Some fresh veggies keep for weeks though. Carrots, fennel, beets, celery, squash, broccoli, radish, cabbage, endives, etc. I’ve also been…

Except she’d spell it Karyn. 

But, like, provincial or Southern wannabe yuppie because there’s definitely nothing cosmopolitan about the army of white women named Kayleigh/Nayleigh/Madysyn/Jordyn/etc. They all have overprocessed hair, wine glasses with inspirational quotes on them and you know they do gender reveals and do Christmas family…

Yeah I don’t get that. I mean, I get eating GF junk food if you’re celiac. But if you’re just avoiding gluten for health reasons or sensitivities, you have to avoid the sugar and processed junk that’s in GF junk food anyway so you might as well eat the real thing but less often? The GF versions tend to not be as good…

It’s not only snobbery. Processed food is awful for you even if you don’t have health issues. In my case I avoid it for health reasons (anti-inflammatory diet to keep some auto-immune issues under control). Doesn’t mean I don’t ever have it, and gluten and alcohol and sugar and spicy food and fried stuff that I’m also…

I have. And it didn’t. Great movie though. 

I just don’t see it. He’s handsome in that “so handsome he looks like a caricature of a handsome man and it’s a turn off” kind of way. Like Rob Lowe.

What’s the alternative then?

They didn’t treat her like everyone in the RF though, anyone with two eyes can see that. They were 10 times worse to her, cruel and racist to a degree never seen before in royal coverage. And the fact that this was all going on while they were being pretty soft on…

Every day it seems like we discover new and unexpected ways this pandemic is fucking us all over. I did get pissed off about the people pissed that IVF isn’t considered essential because come the fuck on but I also think it’s normal to grieve all the ways this pandemic has upended our everyday lives, including hair…

I think it’s valid to write about all the different and sometimes unexpected ways the pandemic is affecting everyone - the big issues, but also the smaller and less important ones but I get why for some people it might seem trivial or like it’s not the right time. I think the issue here (and which would explain a lot…

I didn’t read her comment as offended, just that women having to do their own hair they and making the top 10 of things to be upset about during the pandemic. If the article focused more on the hair stylists out of work, as opposed to their clients who now have to do their own hair, I think her reaction might have…

Oh, I totally agree. If anything, open concept makes more sense if you live alone or don’t have kids, as there are less people to escape or avoid when you want privacy lol. I am one of 5 kids and I’m so happy open concept wasn’t a thing back then because escaping people and noise was already hard enough with…