Yeah it’s a very weird story and there’s a lot of information missing.

It’s a super cheesy, schmaltzy song, like everything poor Mandy Moore sings. She’s the human embodiment of a cutesy inspirational sign in cursive (‘eat pray love’, ‘blessed’), the type that basic bitches everywhere use for home decor.

There’s something the writer is missing about open-floor plans. She’s right that HGTV is selling control - doing what you want with your home. But that’s also part of the idea behind open-concept floor plans. I watch a lot of HGTV and home design shows and whenever a homeowner is explaining why they want open plan,…

An intrusion, like cockroaches. But I quite like a clutch of Karens.

They’re fucking ridiculous and sorry to be a judgemental bitch but it’s one of those things that will make me think less of a person. 

Of course it’s unfair. Why else do you think it prompted her to donate a million dollars?

I agree, but I’m not American (just live her) and I find labour conditions in this country frankly abhorrent. But I also know people who have been laid off in the last few months and got 2-3 weeks severance and a month of health insurance...

I’m glad the GMG layoffs were more generous.

This seems way more generous than the severance packages usually offered by American companies - two months salary + PTO + health insurance until June? I mean, I know you guys love to hate on these women but they seem to be handling this better than a lot of other companies. How much did Univision pay former writers…

Yeah seriously. This just proves how sadly clueless and ignorant the children who write for this website are.

WHO CARES?!

Thanks. My cat loves people, and he’s beautiful so he’d definitely be a crowd pleaser if I took him out. That sounds so obnoxious and arrogant because of course I think my cat is beautiful but I mean, I’m not even bragging, he really is objectively beautiful and looks like he belongs in ads, or Japanese cat videos. I…

From personal experience and anecdotal evidence gathered during alcohol-fueled Zoom calls, people are either having way more sex than usual or way less, there’s no in between. 

Don’t they live together 4 days a week and other 3 is when he has his kids so he spends those 3 days in his home?

This. She’s not selling out, she’s learning to be a politician. She is no longer a grassroots activist, she is a Congresswoman, and to do that successfully she has to be a good politician, pick her battles, and make compromises when necessary. Something Bernie Sanders never learned to do which is why he’s got a lot of…

I tried teaching my cat to wear a harness and walk on a leash. Tried for weeks, followed all the instructions. To no avail. I’m so jealous of people whose cats are more trainable than mine. 

News flash: the entire world has moved to the right. We are in the middle of a surge in nationalism, populism, authoritarianism and xenophobia. Hence my parallel to the 1920s and 30s. So yeah, in the current context, the Bernie-led socialist revolution ain’t gonna happen. That’s just the reality. In fact, regardless…

This.

I have long wanted to buy a cat stroller so I can take my fluff ball on walks but have been too embarrassed this would really push me over the cat lady edge. I think Garner is saccharine and basic and phoney but this is making me like her a little more. 

Maybe it depends what part of the country you’re in and the hospital’s ICU capacity in anticipation of a surge in Covid-19 cases?