Just so this doesn’t get buried, and since you have the top post right now...

Yea, look at the old men who’ve probably been to dozens graduations and judge them while simultaneously  ignoring the fact the guy going on and on about woman is the same guy who starred in the video for blurred lines.

I’m just a few years older than Chris Cornell...

A friend of mine had this fiancee issue when she was getting married to a Canadian. There was basically no way for them to get married and live together legally anywhere without waiting minimum 5 years. So they got married and decided she would be the undocumented one up in Canada, rather than him the undocumented one…

Hilary is Hermione

I adore Michelle Obama. I think she’s the best this country has, and is actually way more than we deserve. That said, I’d be afraid to see her run.

Not to mention Layne Staley.

Wood, Cobain, Staley, Weiland, Cornell. Vedder is the only one left.

Thanks for sharing that.

In high school I was obsessed with grunge. Nirvana was this gateway band into a whole slew of angsty, sludge fueled goodness, and Soundgarden was especially huge for me. I remember one day in particular, I had bought two albums that became instant classics for me and I still hold dear- Radiohead’s OK Computer and…

My dad is in real estate. “The Art of the Deal” was a popular gag gift in the real estate world since the day it came out, because Trump was viewed as a fucking clown in the business even in the 80s.

I had to meet with him on occasion about five years ago for work. I hate him in a very special way.

When my dog finds a snake in my yard he often pees on it. 6 out of 10 times his pee kills the snake.

That seems like code word for impending dog butt disease epidemic.

I’m the spouse of someone with an anxiety disorder, though he has not been specifically diagnosed as such. It’s almost like they are afraid to label it, when I feel like needs to have it labeled to get treatment. He’s been on antidepressants and antianxiety meds with very little success; he’s been to different…

This is 2015, right?

Honestly, that’s kind of exactly why I don’t watch GoT. Like, that shit goes on in real life, why the fuck would I tune in to watch with popcorn on Sunday nights?