Wear a hat; bald heads rule!

What is it about Minneapolis? All the best people end up there like it’s some kind of...cool people utopia.

How’s your day been?

Hooray for boobies!

I wanted to make a “go on” flippant remark and then saw your amazing user name.

Fair enough.

Honestly, this is not polyamory. This is a case of a woman who is desperately in need of counseling.

Totally here to polyamory wank in the comment section.

Ugh, this car is so gorgeous.

Yea, this guy. So dreamy. To die for.

We should partay.

BOOOOOOOOOM (SHAKA LAKA)!

Fucking pants; the downfall of society right there.

You would make an incredible addictions counselor.

This is an exceptionally kind thing to say.

Ugh, you horrible pun making bastard you win.

Money, power and glory of god to the victors.

I wish the articles would end with instruction on how readers can contact their local law makers and get involved at a local level.