Honestly, this is not polyamory. This is a case of a woman who is desperately in need of counseling.

Totally here to polyamory wank in the comment section.

Ugh, this car is so gorgeous.

Yea, this guy. So dreamy. To die for.

We should partay.

BOOOOOOOOOM (SHAKA LAKA)!

Fucking pants; the downfall of society right there.

You would make an incredible addictions counselor.

This is an exceptionally kind thing to say.

Ugh, you horrible pun making bastard you win.

Money, power and glory of god to the victors.

I wish the articles would end with instruction on how readers can contact their local law makers and get involved at a local level.

It was a valiant attempt on your part, though!

Dude. More details about your wife’s job which sounds both very difficult and very AWESOME.

(Your user name is genius).

I must be a 14 year old boy at heart because this is one of the sexiest cars I’ve ever seen.

Do go on, sir...

You’ve ruined this car for me. You have great reason to be pleased with yourself today.

Standards for men have always been so low if this was considered a heartthrob.