Chef knife can never be less than #1, but bread knife (at #11???) is essential for proper bread cutting.
Patience, a firm but non-crushing grip and the knife will do its job on the bread.
Cut tomatoes with a GD tomato slicer if you’re so worried about them.

If you want to get into it with me in the kitchen, start slicing…

And I thought we’d have to wait until Duke played in the first round of the NCAA tournament before we read about someone getting tripped up by an unranked opponent.

I mean. They know right? Like, they know that when they hop on the recruiting trail to convince some kid named GRAYSON to come to Duke they are throwing gasoline on the fire right?

In lieu of the standard “I hope he gets the help he needs”, I will offer the same “fuck you” I gave to Greg Hardy.

This all looks bad, but at least he hasn’t dabbed on the football field. That would be classless.

I haven’t heard the term “Latin piece of shit” since the Robert Christgau review of this album:

“Good year for me from unemployed to the Super Bowl!”

“For the last time, Mr. Tomsula, you are not allowed to live in Levis Stadium!”

Wouldn’t the mature thing be to meet up for a fight somewhere?

Alright, let’s recap the last few days between the two of us:

Well, we already know he’s drinking piss.

Or an American-educated normal person.

check the score and ur writing. u are wrong..Warriors win

that font beat comic sans 105-108

Wait - did someone actually find a font WORSE than Comic Sans?

I am the Semen King

On my balls, on my dick then I bust a nut quick. On her face, on her chest, stick my dick between her breasts. Come on fellas, let’s get weird. Stick your dick up in her ear.

Meh....he’s on the practice squad. Do they even get to travel with the real team?

What the hell? You’re on a Super Bowl team bro. You don’t go to a street corner by a fucking Motel 6 for a hooker. That’s where the media guys and all the fans in town go. Your hookers are bused right to the hotel dumbass.

Manziel plans to move to Las Vegas and hopes that the Oakland Raiders will eventually join him there in 2017.