This is the thing. I remember reading this shit on THIS VERY SITE months ago but all the news wanted to talk about was, gee, what about those emails that exactly nobody ever found anything in?

Considering he’s in his seventies and a morbidly obese fast-food addict that thinks waving his arms around while giving speeches is “exercise,” I reckon we don’t have too long.

It sure is weird seeing all these rabid Republicans that seem to have a boner for a Russian dictator.

Considering that only now people are saying “gosh, this may have been a little odd” when the Electoral College meets on Monday and Obama and Congress are in a hurry to take the rest of the month off, talking like this is so pie-in-the-sky it’s ridiculous.

Who would do that, exactly?

In this appointment, they’re showing they at least have a passing interest in keeping the system working, unlike what they’re going at Education or Labor. Those departments will be burned to the ground.

Of all of his appointments, this one is easily the least bad one.

Grover Cleveland was around 275, but I’ll bear Trump is pretty damn close to that.

Cleveland was like 275 and I’m betting Trump isn’t too far behind.

What do you mean? Just because he’s the oldest elected President and the third fattest?

Some people forget that Bern had literally zero negative campaigning pointed his direction.

I know, right? A world where a largely Republican Congress that completely refused to work with Obama for eight years but would totally help Bernie push his socialist, distribute-the-wealth agenda sounds fun.

Who is going to impeach him exactly? The Republican Senate that wants to keep investigating Hillary’s emails?

More proof the he gives absolutely zero fucks about even pretending that he’s going to not have business conflicts.

Man, remember when that was all it took to blacklist you from elected office? Good times.

Remind them of what Rachael Maddox said on election night, if you don’t vote for a candidate that can win, that means you don’t care who actually wins.

This is typically the only week of the year anyone gives a shit about Time magazine.

It’s a shame that reporters can’t seem to do any research nowadays.

I guess we misunderstood the phrase “war on poverty.”

At least we didn’t elect the candidate that keeps appointing major donors and Goldman Sachs executives to major government positions.