I know, right? A world where a largely Republican Congress that completely refused to work with Obama for eight years but would totally help Bernie push his socialist, distribute-the-wealth agenda sounds fun.

Who is going to impeach him exactly? The Republican Senate that wants to keep investigating Hillary’s emails?

More proof the he gives absolutely zero fucks about even pretending that he’s going to not have business conflicts.

Man, remember when that was all it took to blacklist you from elected office? Good times.

Remind them of what Rachael Maddox said on election night, if you don’t vote for a candidate that can win, that means you don’t care who actually wins.

This is typically the only week of the year anyone gives a shit about Time magazine.

It’s a shame that reporters can’t seem to do any research nowadays.

I guess we misunderstood the phrase “war on poverty.”

At least we didn’t elect the candidate that keeps appointing major donors and Goldman Sachs executives to major government positions.

Oh, I’m good. No worries there.

Also on how to get rid of annoying reporters.

Mitt Romney stars in “Designated Survivor: Real World Edition!”

That would make some Republicans reconsider their life choices...

Yeah, I reluctantly agree.

Is it wrong that I’m starting to feel this was the GOP’s strategy all along - to make us feel okay about a President Mike Pence?

Best case scenario: Trump dies of a stroke after getting worked up about Boeing, SNL, and the cast of Hamilton.

Another reason we need the Estate Tax - it might give people like him incentive to stop this and play golf more.

I would bet good money that someone is arguing on Facebook shit like this is proof he is a good businessman.

It or wrong that I’ve started hoping for a nuclear war because at least I’ll go fast instead of slowly starving to death?

...and her awful, awful “pay to play,” amirite?