The fact that Ivanka has so obviously has (quite a bit of) work done and isn’t even 35 really creeps me out.

The fact that literally no one seems to think this is even worth talking about on the national stage fills me with anger.

“Drives?” Like some sort of peasant?

Now that you mention it, I sure am tired of all those medical “insiders.” I want my dentist to be someone that can shake things up!

“And obviously nobody’s talking about either an entirely free market or an entirely controlled market...”

I feel like we just got invaded by Ayn Rand Charter School’s Young Libertarian Club.

“Snake oil” was an American thing, but I get you.

Seeing that Zuckerberg doesn’t know what to do about fake news on his own site, I doubt he’s gong to have any great ideas about tackling poverty.

Who wants to live in a country where unequivocal success is frowned upon?

Kellogg’s pulled their advertising from Breitbart so they’re claiming they’re being censored or some damn thing. Trumpets are being told to throw all their cereal away. (I should go to my parents house to take their Pop-Tarts away for their own good)

Well, Inhofe is from Oklahoma so he’s got to snuggle up to his oil industry buddies.

It’s especially sad that Senator David Letterman’s Dad there is the chairman of the Committee on Environment and Public Works.

Boy, that old “global warming can’t be real because it’s cold outside!” chestnut never gets old, does it?

Agreed. The idea that some people (like my parents) are going to be swayed by logic is absurd. If they want to sit and dream of how great it was in the ‘50s, we need to just leave them there and move on without them.

That was my thought - “he’s from Milwaukee and he wears a cowboy hat? What a tool.”

Your uncle is a goddamn hero.

“Move it, kid, I gotta Make America Great Again.”

I will never not star this gif.

Oh, I misunderstood - I thought she was against Internet bullying.

We really dodged a bullet there, huh?