I keep asking, but can anyone articulate how Hills would have been “just as bad?”

God, I hope we can get rid of him.

“I am mind bogglingly rich, so this will only help me. Screw you, proles.”

Considering he’s considering a Goldman Sachs executive to run the Treasury and an oil man to run Interior, getting someone that wants to gut education to run the DoE isn’t terribly shocking.

I guess the whole phrase should be “drain the swamp...right into the White House.”

She’s the daughter in law of the guy that founded it.

Oh, of course they won’t because of SHARIA LAW!

I assume they’re thrilled that the new head of the DoE has as her only relevant experience “donated a shit ton of money to the Republicans.”

Don’t forget the conjoined twin operation that made him famous.

When Apple builds that factory in the U.S. but only wants to pay a few bucks a day like they do in China, we will have workers ready for it.

I expect to see infrastructure projects across the country to start building pyramids.

In the future, Trump brand charter schools will have nothing but a feed of Fox News and Breitbart.com

I’ve never been happier with my plan to not have kids.

There is literally nothing that is not totally loathsome about those people.

We are all watching a reality show called “Who Wants To Help Me Destroy A Country?”

Sounds like a black Republican to me.

Didn’t he put Jared’s daddy in jail or something?

It was sad to think the best possible scenario for 2016 was four more years of complete gridlock, but I wish that was the forecast now.

I’m sure Trump wouldn’t allow any of that against his pal.

I agree. He gets his guy in as governor and moves her to a position (U.N. ambassador) that Republicans traditionally don’t give a shit about.