It’s like there are all sorts of things they never bothered considering...

This family is so damn weird that they’re trying to make “see? Here’s a mother that is close to her only child” like it’s some huge achievement

We can only hope he will be as miserable as he’s going to make all of us.

She doesn’t have a masters degree. There is no proof she even finished college. Their campaign website edited it out once people started investigating.

Having worked in fast food, the idea that he thinks fast food is really sanitary fills me with insane glee.

“What, she’s going to run the First Lady’s initiatives out of their offices in the fucking Golden Phallus?”

I think you mean Michelle wasn’t white enough for some people...

If Trump supporters would just start handing me fistfuls of cash, man, that would really show me...

No, don’t.